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Tessa is a Michigan native residing in the DMV where she specializes in brunch, napping, and true crime. Most days, she can be found trying to avoid eye contact with strangers on the metro while mobile-ordering Starbucks. (Grande Iced Americano with a splash of coconut milk). Will pet flat-nosed dogs including but not limited to Pugs, Frenchies, and English Bulldogs. Will also take any opportunity to drink wine and bitch about things. #blessed


Becca was born in California but grew up in North Carolina - she’s a true G.R.I.T.S or Girl Raised in the South. If you ever meet her, you can be sure that she’ll tell you that she’s “very photogenic.” She is very humble. She’s 90% a Miranda, 10% a Samantha. Becca enjoys watching lots (and lots) of TV shows. Recent favorites include Bob’s Burgers, Nailed It!, Queer Eye, and Handmaid’s Tale. Her favorite ice cream is chocolate chip cookie dough, and she will accept either Ben & Jerry’s or Haagen Daaz - whichever is on sale. She resides in Washington, DC in a studio apartment with her partner. They have not killed one another - yet.


Becca is certified “Fresh” on Rotten Tomatoes.

Tessa has a 4.78 Uber rating and a credit score above 720.

“Becca always has the buzz.” - Jame C.

Tessa has a healthy amount of suspicion of the government.